LIKE A BOSS!


WAJA!

That there was my impression of a karate kick. I did so well didn’t I?

Hey guys, this is Andrew C. Paladie, or for short ACP, and I am reporting to you here on my epic blog. I know, I know. I have NOT been posting lately. Actually I haven’t been posting at all! What’s up with that? That’s why I decided to come back to you people with my life and how I have been. Lately a few things have been happening. #1: I’ve been updating on a Youtube account I used to have last year during the month of September. I posted a video of the MW3 trailer along with some good background music to make the video more interesting. By all means, please check it out. I would love for you to give me some feedback on Youtube of what you think of it, or if you don’t have a Youtube account you can just simply leave a comment here or if you think I should really hear your opinion and the last two are out of the picture, just leave me an e-mail. If all fails, you’re screwed.

Oh and BTW, I also have an announcement to make before I move onto my top reasons why I have been acting like such a jerk and not letting you guys know how my life is going. On my Youtube channel I am going to be posting more videos. What about may you ask. I am actually going to start with a series of Minecraft videos and then go on with a few more realistic (instead of gameplay videos) videos with spoofs of almost everything I can find funny. If you would like to check my channel, subscribe to it, by all means go ahead. If you do not know how to subscribe to a channel but yet you DO have a Youtube channel, then you may go on Youtube and look up how to do that. If you don’t know how to look up stuff on Youtube, then you DO have a problem.

Now before I get too carried away, as I already have been, for the moment, let me move onto my next reason why I’ve not been posting. #2: I’ve just been lazy and I was not thinking of you guys and how much you would miss me or if you would miss me. I was almost at the verge of thinking I was just posting to myself, Haha! Isn’t that crazy? 🙂 No, but really, this blog was intended before for something else but has transformed into something crazy I have found suit for, and honestly my life does not depend on the fact that you guys comment on these posts. Actually this blog is more for announcements or for my life/diary. For the people who do happen to be commenting on these posts are awesome and that’s why I also post announcements in these posts. So those people, or those things out there that are commenting and are subscribed to my everyday activities, you guys are awesome and you should keep doing what you do.

And now! #3: Because I have been acting like such a BOSS (pronounced in my accent) in school and basically in everything else. But those emos, or people that enjoyed me posting about how depressed my life is, just wait. I’m not going to act like a total loser and act like I’m better than you because I’m happier and I’m going to make you happy. No, that’s not my point of being happy. I want to be happy because before I was beginning to become sick of being depressed all the time. So nowadays, I just try to be as happy as possible! But trust me guys, if something goes downhill, it’s okay. I’ll be here to mention it 😉

So there you go; three reasons to why I have been excused for a long flipping time. But now, nothing’s going to be in my way. Now I am going to post posts like crazy. So subscribers, you better be tuning in to this junk. Cause it’s about to be crazy.

Now just some funny reminders and things I’m going to always be mentioning at the end of my posts.

Subscribe to my channel

Check out my old Youtube video

For those stalkers, add me on Skype: Bobby Jackson (secret name for the secret team :P)

For those who want to stalk me even more, just subscribe to this blog.

And I guess that’s it? See you guys. Love you -kisses over the internet-!

But before I go, I have my question of the day for you: What has been annoying you lately? That’s just about it, see you guys. Goodnight!

-ACP

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Most Of The Time I’m Your Everyday Butler


August 1, 2010
I don’t know if I remember clearly. But, I’m sure I wrote a post about my hard work. Except then it was never noticed. NOW, it’s the same thing except everybody thanks me from time to time. But, as long as I’m acknowledged and known I’m happy. But, now lets get back to what really happened today (yesterday). I was sleeping. Which of course I would do at night. But, I didn’t get to remember my dream. It was all just plain blank. Though, when I woke up, I decided to do that technique where I dream what I want to imagine in the morning. After the big sleep. Well, I tried it and it worked like a charm. I decided to dream about skateboarding. Except skateboarding while challenging Nyjah Huston. If you’ve ever heard of him then please inform me. But then, I decided to dream of canoeing again except at the Nile River. Where all the crocodiles try to kill us. Except what wasn’t expected was the fact there was always blood gushing out of the Crocodiles nostrils whenever I slapped it away. Weird… 😕

Anyways, when I was in the middle of fighting a lonely frustrated boar I was awakened. But, not just by anybody. It was my mom. Man, I really did it this time. It was church day and there are 3 reasons why I was able to figure THAT out in just a matter seconds. 1. I always have a hunch when it’s time to worship God. 2. my mom rarely comes inside my room unless it’s urgent just like Church. 3. because she looks into my closet for clothes which she never does unless it’s church day. I’m just lucky I don’t have to stay up this early in the mornings. Which would mean I would have to support my mom. Which would be fine as long as I grew a habit of doing it. Then, I made this decision which was actually a stupid one to go on the computer. Luckily, I just harvested from my trees when my mom came to chew me out. Well, after all the work my mom had to go through by putting on clothes for the rest of us we went to church. Oh and FYI, right now it may seem as if my mom is the worker or miss butler. But, then she gets tired around the afternoon and evening. That’s when I take shift.

Well, once I got to church I knew I was going to get for the first time my small group. Which was awesome. In church Elementary small group is just when you sit in a circle with a leader and some other kids and do these kid activities. Which I grew out of around 4th grade. But, in church middle school small group means you’re STILL with a leader but you are in this confined room which I think I’ve already described in my early posts. But, I never thought the experience in the group would be this fun. Oh, and the room was bigger than all the other rooms I got a preview of so lucky me. Well, there were some friends and enemies of mine that wasn’t in the room I was currently at. For example: Michael and Drew which I’m still trying to get friendlier to and then Whiley for enemy. But, I’m not going to say another story of how or why we became my enemy. So, lets get that out of our system (brain). Well, when I got in the room I saw my TRUE friends. August, Asa, Andrew and Peyton. Then, there were these two new kids I guess.

The service felt like it took only an hour which sucked. It felt like I just got here and missed almost everything and just when I settled it was over. Well, it was nice. But, then one of the new kids wanted to call his sister which I saw just in worship and just to tell you, she was very beautiful for her age. Like a famous celebrity kid like Dakota Fanning when she was little. Anyways, he wanted to call his sister. Except she hung up the next 2 seconds then he dragged me out of the room area. Then, I figured out my parents were waiting so I knew it was going to be abnormal my parents seeing a kid I guess younger than me by a few months dragging me. I also knew that my dad would want an explanation too. So, once we got to Walmart and went home we settled and ate. Except I was too enthusiastic about eating soup. Well, I was actually the last person on the table not finished with my soup. But, then I finished happily. Afterwards, my mom and dad watched White Collar and the episode was boring. Though, I still took some questions. Then, my mom asked me to bring her some water. That’s when I knew my shift started.

Then, my dad and I were about to watch the last Psych episode until my brother interrupted and said it was his time to watch. After that we watched Psych. Then, I had to go water gun fight my friends again because my mom and dad were watching Hot Tub Time Machine. And they didn’t want us to watch. I beat Logan happily 3 times. So, that was payback for the last few days all of them went against me. But, then, my own team betrayed me. Then, I went inside to do my butler duties.

For Me In My Neighborhood, 1 New Person Moves Here And Then They Become Hell Just Like All The Others


July 30, 2010
Literally, any pre-teen or elementary schooler that moves into my neighborhood turns into a demon in my neighborhood. I’m guessing I was 7 when I remember this. Yeah… I was 7. Well, I can remember once upon a time when I was 7 I used to live and think that this neighborhood was a haven or at least a heaven. I could play in the leaves. I wouldn’t have problems. I could just run into my backyard forest with all the rustling in my ear. And I could love my family easily. But, then this kid came into my neighborhood. His name was Savino. My mom told me go be nice and be friends with him since I barely had anybody as a friend in this neighborhood. This happened when I was about 8. We rode bikes together. Thought we would make an everlasting relationship. Until he started doing crazy things with me that I don’t want to talk about. Ever since, I’ve been trying to find an everlasting friend that wouldn’t betray me more often. See, all I have as a friend in this neighborhood is Alicia and King. And even King is turning to the dark side most often. I’m not sure I can hold out much longer. So, nobody even think about moving into my neighborhood because it’s going to get ya.

Anyways, since I’m done with story time, lets get to what really happened today (yesterday). I was ready for a new subtitle on my blog. Oh, I could just smell a new subtitle in my nose. But, also for heads up I’m just going to make a regular subtitle to keep until I get bored. But, anyways, I woke up around 6 in the morning and went on the computer which made me so exhausted. I couldn’t even breath through myself. But, I already reminded myself about this regular activity I choose to do. So, I went back to sleep. I guess around 8 or so… 😀 but the creepy part was that I learned how to make what I’m thinking into a dream. But, it looks like I’ve only learned how to do it mornings. It was really cool. I dreamed of being in this 41 story house with everything I would want except the wall coloring. Then, I was on this canoe adventure which was awesome.

But, I knew I was going to have to wake up. Though, I didn’t notice I slept 3 hours over the morning. So, I was already close to afternoon even though it didn’t feel like afternoon alert. Once, I woke up, my mom looked furious. Probably because Matthew and Anabelle were stressing her out. But, I didn’t want to get deeper into the business. But, all I did was just use the Itouch and try to download the app Papi Jump which is a pretty cool free one. Though, my mom told me I had to get off. So, I just continued reading Percy Jackson with a little decency of quiet. Oh and FYI, I’m at page um… around 190 to 200. Well, while I was reading my mom and dad went upstairs to fall asleep or whatever they do. And so did Matthew, Patricia and Anabelle. I was the only one awake downstairs. I asked my mom if I could watch Avatar the blue people kind when she was in the middle of sleeping. So, she said yes and I watched it though I skipped the part when they mated. Thank God (no really… thank God) there’s forwarding on Blue Ray. Anyways, when ever I see the Na’vi it just reminds me of a sexual expression because they are always half naked. Ugh!!

Well, I eventually had to go outside. And my stinking old friends Savino and Simon had a box parked on my property. Which really ticked me off. And Savino was spraying his water gun on me. I told the jerk to quit it. But, he just went with his regular reply: “I don’t have to listen to you or I don’t have to give you respect!”. At that point Simon was taking his side because we both got into an argument. I told him to stop being jerk. But, he was just going with his regular STUPID scientific replies: “But, I’m not being the jerk. You’re being the jerk because you put your hands in my bag. HA!”. Stupid jerk. He always comes up with things. And when we did a water gun fight I only had one bag and they all went against me. I hit my bag against Savino and everybody else shot me back. I was soaking wet. But, my mom was happy. I went inside and was pissed off at everybody else. 😦

I just feel angry that’s all… :mrgreen:

I Think We Are Going To Get Along Just Great


July 12, 2010
Well, that’s just great. My gravatar still hasn’t changed and I’ve been trying to change it for 3 months so far. I really dislike the fact I have one of those shapes as a gravatar. Good thing it has the color black. My favorite. Speaking of colors, I woke up this morning thinking of colors. Well, I was thinking FIRST of Alice in Wonderland then it came to colors. Colors are pretty cool and cute in this world. You got tough colors, weak colors, small colors any type basically. But, people feel they need to conceal that feeling. Well, it’s kind of like saying this. Act like God is the colors that are tough and strong and the people try to conceal liking or worshiping God because they think it’s cool. Same thing with colors. That’s why, when I woke up I felt like I needed to do something about it.

But, unluckily, I forgot about that feeling as fast as possible. Because, that was just my fantasy. But, once I woke up, I went to the computer AGAIN. Man, my addiction is going to cause trouble some day or another. While looking on the computer I’ve been thinking about Muse. Well, the song Assassin I put a few posts later. After I listened to that, I wanted to listen to more of their ALTERNATIVE songs. I got out of Youtube Resistance. It was actually more peaceful than the song Assassin for a reason because they also played the piano in it. Here’s a video of it:

I just can’t stop listening to Muse. They’re so good at songs. It makes me happy. 😀 but, I still wonder if any of them or going to make it to heaven. Lol. Anyways, we were watching Avatar the Last Airbender because my BROTHER constantly asks my dad if he watch. Well, I thought it was too early for that, but, I went along with it. Eventually, when my dad came downstairs he noticed some of the parts of the show. See the show has a stupid side and a smart side. I wanted my dad to see the smart side of this show. Luckily, he saw one of the smartest episodes, which made him impressed.

Afterwards, we were sent outside. Actually, I went outside on my own, my dad sent Patricia and Matthew out, because they were getting lazy. We eventually, started up the offensive joking AGAIN. I never got bored of it. I actually started to laugh harder and harder to the jokes, I almost squeaked. Lol. Eventually, everybody had to go home because of a thunder storm. Well, I didn’t have to, I just wanted to since nobody was going to be outside. So, once I got inside. I saw a Chicken Noodle bag and an Orange. My dad asked me if I knew what I was going to eat. I said Chicken Noodle. He said no and he said I was going to have fruits only. Well, once I got done with the apple, my mom already came back from work. Soon enough, I used her Itouch. With the app Ninjas. Than, we watched a little episode of Leverage. Than, Lie to Me. Man, the shows can’t get better. Eventually the day ended and splatter ended. :mrgreen: